burgerboi

hope its not been psoted before, searching for post in LOL section is not ez -.-

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1.The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

2.Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

3.A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.


A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

一生的友情。。。
一世的等待。。。
一辈子的承诺。。。

a friendship for life 。。。
a boundless awaitment 。。。
a promise harnessed eternally 。。。

Benkee

hahaha i like the last one best.. thanks for sharing with us.. hahahahaha ROFL

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burgerboi

np man
hm... i actually got more, but hard to find as all scrambled all over, hence mite end up spamming multiple threads =X

一生的友情。。。
一世的等待。。。
一辈子的承诺。。。

a friendship for life 。。。
a boundless awaitment 。。。
a promise harnessed eternally 。。。

KaLeen

haha....nice 1

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lol....btm two pretty hilarious...

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1st 1 most LOL...haas

One nite i was lying on my bed lookin at the stars above,it was a lovely nite and im enjoying the breezy wind. Then i thought to myself : "Wtf, where the hell ish my roof?
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phelps

Nice one

genzo2106

nice jokes there..the first and third ones were really funny..haha

Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:

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