adriansim

Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement.

They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. The first guy asks for a big stack of books. The second guy asks for his wife. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes.

At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy's cell.

He comes out and says, "I studied so hard. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific." They open up the second guy's door. He comes out with his wife, and they've got five new kids. He says. "It was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiful new family. I love it." They open up the third guy's door, and he's slapping at his pockets, going "Anybody got a match?"

Technetium

i think heard b4 somewhere le...

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xechizon

yeah heard it somewhere.

but nevertheless. it nv fails to make me laugh. =D

Happiness is xechizon-Shaped. :biggrin4:

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Shyraiiyann

stupid idiot. lols.

SG FTW!

sihwee

lols. heard similar one b4. but still its funny! lols

dr3ad

different versions of the same joke =p

but its always nice to hear it again

Cheer

Posted before .. But a little different only.

prince_piggy

tink last time de is death sentence..after 3 days go back to the cell..every1 enjoying le bt he dun hav a lighter so cant smoke..haha

dj_ladyviolet

noone can match him then..

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