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Old 18-12-2006, 04:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine.

The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."

The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"

The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

"How did it go?" the doctor asked.

"Terribly, doctor, terribly."

"Did it not work?"

"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."


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Old 18-12-2006, 05:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol viagra got so power one meh...


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Old 18-12-2006, 05:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lolz

~**bEtTeR tO rEiGn In HeLl, ThAn SeRvE iN hEaVeN**~

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Old 18-12-2006, 09:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha viagra got so much power? u dunno den go try lor. dis time try in pizza hut
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Old 18-12-2006, 10:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha viagra got so much power? u dunno den go try lor. dis time try in pizza hut
u try le then tell us wor


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Old 18-12-2006, 11:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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WAH LAN~~~

omg.....
in mac do..=.= machiam is lyk.. aiyoo~~ LoL~ la~~

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Old 19-12-2006, 03:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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in mac do wor:speechless:
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Old 19-12-2006, 03:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LOL...funny
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Old 19-12-2006, 03:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hahah .... tts funny


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Old 19-12-2006, 06:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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viagra is not for youngsters... my friend told me that someone else consumes viagra, he was 'high' for about 4 days... So 'high' that he can't go out. At the process he also feel quite pain
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Old 19-12-2006, 06:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
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LOL!

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Old 19-12-2006, 09:00 PM   #12 (permalink)
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LOL~
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Old 19-12-2006, 10:37 PM   #13 (permalink)
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haha. nice one..

mess with the best, die like the rest.
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Old 20-12-2006, 01:53 AM   #14 (permalink)
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wa that one super vagria
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Old 20-12-2006, 02:51 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 20-12-2006, 05:12 AM   #16 (permalink)
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hahahha
NICE LAH
WOOTS
thx for sharing vio^^
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