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24-06-2007, 01:24 PM
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| | Adrian
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Total SGC$: 1,786.94 |  Saxophone
The man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.
"No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of gold."
She said she didn't believe him so she called the bar. "Hello," she said, "I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question; are your urinals covered in gold?"
To which she heard the bartender say, "Hey, Clarence, I think we found the guy who pissed in your saxophone." | 
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24-06-2007, 02:07 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,916 Gender:
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woots. pity clarence >< | |
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24-06-2007, 02:11 PM
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| | Surf's Up
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 740 Gender:
Total SGC$: 666.20 | Re: Saxophone
Can't imagine the type of sound played when Clarence plays that saxophone after that incident. 
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24-06-2007, 02:14 PM
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| | Lurker
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| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by seacsub | | | | | Can't imagine the type of sound played when Clarence plays that saxophone after that incident. | | | | | well literally have a warm and mellow tone :mellow3: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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24-06-2007, 02:29 PM
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| | Surf's Up
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| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by Fool | | | | | will literally have a warm and mellow tone :mellow3: | | | | | hahaha hope it doesn't stink.
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24-06-2007, 04:01 PM
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| | Pink princess
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Euh..... that's dsgusting! People that don't know me thinks I'm shy.
People that do know me wish I were.
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24-06-2007, 06:40 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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lol | 
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24-06-2007, 06:41 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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lol! I wonder how the heck no one stopped that guy from urinating into the saxophone. | |
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24-06-2007, 07:08 PM
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gold urinal hahaha we hv golden tap
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25-06-2007, 03:03 PM
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OMG!!! there goes the saxophone!!!:biggrin4: Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:
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25-06-2007, 03:07 PM
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| | lao shi
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omg.. haha.. the saxophone gonna stink.. poor clarence.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ~SiLeNcEdReAmEr~
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