 Satan and Banta
Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
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Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.  ' ģuāřđīāή Aήģέl fřŏzέή přīήcέāĽέx ' Lv`Sa 爱本来就该独一无二 我开始后悔,也开始心碎 If willing to be my friend add me in msn or friendster @ | 
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