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09-05-2007, 06:52 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,523 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,455.55 |  Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." | 
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09-05-2007, 09:49 PM
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| | Em0shiit`
Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,562 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,666.88 | Re: Salesman
-.- dun understand leis.. i too stupid le =S  SG FTW! | 
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09-05-2007, 11:55 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 537 Gender:
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This is very similar to http://www.sgclub.com/singapore/vacu...ner_11974.html. Only difference between is cow and horse droppings.
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10-05-2007, 08:21 AM
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| | Je Adore
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,056 Gender:
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haha good day mr salesman | |
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10-05-2007, 04:37 PM
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#5 (permalink)
| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,889 Gender:
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LOL... enjoy your meal... | |
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10-05-2007, 05:30 PM
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| | Monster.Leen
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,424 Gender:
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ya lor,gt same thread liao | |
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12-09-2007, 01:37 PM
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#7 (permalink)
| | Inspire The Next
Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,758 Gender:
Total SGC$: 729.52 | Re: Door to door salesman
All posts made are of subjective nature by default, unless explicitly mentioned. I am afterall still human.
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13-09-2007, 02:28 PM
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| | Pink princess
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,266 Gender:
Total SGC$: 394.32 | Re: Door to door salesman
EUUUHH People that don't know me thinks I'm shy.
People that do know me wish I were.
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13-09-2007, 03:01 PM
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| | Registered Members
Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 23 Gender:
Total SGC$: 53.30 | Re: Door to door salesman
omg! owned!! XD | |
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13-09-2007, 04:04 PM
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| | White Angel
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 774 Gender: Location: Eastern Singapore
Total SGC$: 834.80 | Re: Door to door salesman
lol..too bad for him..wrong place, wrong time..haha | |
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18-03-2008, 08:36 PM
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| | pwned !
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 230 Gender:
Total SGC$: 265.80 | Re: Salesman's Nightmare
poor thing hahaaa never promise something you will not do haha To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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18-03-2008, 09:19 PM
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| | ^_________^
Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,284 Gender:
Total SGC$: 3,645.57 | Re: Salesman's Nightmare
=3 always bring batteries. Rich ≠ Wealthy
Road to financial freedom | Seeking the true meaning of Wealth
I don't love you because I need you;
I need you because I love you...
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18-03-2008, 09:24 PM
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| | The Ultimate Pessimist
Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3,560 Gender:
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LOL pwn3d
lock 'n' load
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18-03-2008, 11:31 PM
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#14 (permalink)
| | Me & You!~
Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,237 Gender: Location: Tanjong Rhu Road
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lmao I can't help but smile when i look at you. http://lurveherloads.blogspot.com | |
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19-03-2008, 12:10 AM
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| | Right here waiTING~
Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 621 Gender:
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lol... i hope he brought along a generator... if not i hope he brought along his own plate and spoon To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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19-03-2008, 11:57 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,792 Gender: Location: Staricious Island
Total SGC$: 2,182.62 | Re: Salesman's Nightmare
haha funny one - Oleo Cookies -
The One & Only Oreo
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19-03-2008, 05:15 PM
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#17 (permalink)
| | rawrrrr...!
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