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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.

After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well, sister, this looks pretty grim." "I know, father."

"In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two", says the father. The nun said, "I agree."
"Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?", asked father
"Anything father", replied the nun.
"I have never seen a woman's bre*sts and I was wondering if I might see yours."
"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."
The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely bre*sts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
"Sister would you mind if I touched them?"
She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

"Father, could I ask something of you?"
"Yes, sister?"
"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"
"I supposed that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe.
"Oh father, may I touch it?"
The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.

"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life."
"Is that true father?"
"Yes, it is, sister."
"Then why don't you stick it up that camel's ass and we can get the hell out of here."

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Toad

ha! :biggrin4:

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KaLeen

whahaha.....funny

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Benkee

Lol it's like human nature to want to do it one last time before they die. lol

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angelzks

lol..and she asked him to do it with the camel..keke
quick witted..

genzo2106

haha..the nun's answer must have thrown the priest off his footing

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lonerlost

ROFL!
I can imagine the priest's face when the nun replied! hahaha

uyen

die also must do ,omg

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princesstaqinah

LOL! Good answer from the nun!

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People that do know me wish I were.


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tesoon

haha..funny

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silencedreamer

haha either the nun dunno wad it means, or she just want to play with the priest.. gdness.. haha.. can give life.. the priest never specify which kind of life..

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Lol he used his words unwisely, well he shouldn't have said that it will give life!

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smart nun

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