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Old 29-05-2007, 05:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Russian African Roulette

An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. At the end of the trip,
the Russian leader tells the African that in Russia they have a custom
performed at farewells called "Russian Roulette" to demonstrate one's
courage. The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the
cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger .....
CLICK.....empty chamber. He hands the revolver to his African guest, and
says, "Your turn." Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual
....CLICK ..... empty.

The next year, the Russian visits the African country. At the end of the
trip, the African tells his Russian peer that he was very impressed with
"Russian Roulette" and that he has spent the last year devising an African
ritual to demonstrate one's courage. The African then disappears through a
door only to reappear a few minutes later smiling, and says, "Your turn."
The African escorts the Russian through the door. In the room are six of the
most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen. The African explains that he
is to choose one of the women, who will perform oral sex on him. Absolutely
dumbfounded, the Russian asks, "What kind of test of courage is this???"

The African calmly answers, "One of them is a cannibal."
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Old 29-05-2007, 05:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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omg...dunno which is worse the russian roulette or the african one
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Old 29-05-2007, 06:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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what he mean by canibal?
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Old 29-05-2007, 09:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ya.. wadz de meanin of cannibal?

alwaez feelin sianz XP
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Old 29-05-2007, 09:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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means she eats humans
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Old 29-05-2007, 10:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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or rather, cannibals eat human meat..
its gonna be real painful if he choses the wrong girl..
i think instant death is better bahz..


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