Routine Checkup A fifty-year-old woman went to the Dr.'s office for a routine checkup, and came back smiling.
"Oh, Honey! The Dr. said that I was in terrific shape! I had the smart, perky bust of a thirty-year-old!" she chirped.
Nonplussed, the husband said "Oh, and did he mention the fat, dumb, draggin' fifty-year-old ass of yours?"
She simply smiled and said "Why, no, dear- your name never came up once..." |