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Old 01-09-2007, 07:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.

A young nurse says “Why are you doing that?”

He replies,”It died today.”

“Oh that’s terrible!”, the nurse replied

The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again.

The same nurse says, “I thought it died yesterday.”

The man replies, “It did. Today is the viewing”
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hahahah... tis is funny..


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haha..the old man sure is witty

Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:

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notti old man sia...

People that don't know me thinks I'm shy.
People that do know me wish I were.


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HaHa dirty jokes


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