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Old 23-06-2007, 05:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Resignation Letter

Hope you don't have to use this.

Sample #1 Dear Sir/Madam :

I can't believe I've spent the last three years of my life working for someone like you. You are unprofessional, boring, ugly and extremely dumb.. I think that you should take some vacation time so that your employees can actually have fun at work for a while. It's amazing how much everyone hates you.

I was considering giving you two weeks, but after thinking about it some more I've decided that I'd rather sell oranges on the side of the highway before spending one more day working for you. Consider me officially resigned!

Sincerely, So & So...



Sample #2 Dear Sir/Madam :

You are an idiot, and I can prove it. First of all, you never realized my full potential. Second, you never even learned my name. And thirdly, you don't even know how to turn your computer on without instructions. I suggest you make an appointment with your doctor to have your head examined a.s.a.p. He should be able to confirm the fact that you have a giant piece of crap lodged between your ears instead of a brain. Once you've done that, you should probably also check your boots for stain marks from all of the employees you kicked over the years. So, in other words, Sir/Madam, I resign from this crappy job. Good luck ruining other people's lives, I'm outta here.

Sincerely, So & So...
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Old 23-06-2007, 05:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lolz..the boss got OWNED..:biggrin4:

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Old 23-06-2007, 08:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahhahah. wow wonder wad the boss would think after reading this letter
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Old 23-06-2007, 08:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol:biggrin4:
NICE!
Thanks for sharing!
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Old 23-06-2007, 09:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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interesting letter wonder if such person exist

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Old 23-06-2007, 11:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Lol, if there is really such a unreasonable boss i think the company will not last long.
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Old 23-06-2007, 11:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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o.o does anyone even dare to draft that letter?

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Old 23-06-2007, 11:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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nobody will dare one lor ..
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Old 25-06-2007, 03:20 PM   #9 (permalink)
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haha..this is one letter that i dnt anyone would really write in real life

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Old 25-06-2007, 04:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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my boss sure will have heart attack after reading it...
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Old 25-06-2007, 04:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
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my boss sure will have heart attack after reading it...
Don't think your boss will have heart attack.....
Instead, he/she will walk up to u after reading and tell you this.....
You are fired!!!
hahaha.....
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Old 25-06-2007, 04:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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LOL so donald triumph-ish
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Old 26-06-2007, 10:35 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Don't think your boss will have heart attack.....
Instead, he/she will walk up to u after reading and tell you this.....
You are fired!!!
hahaha.....

Haha... nvm la... since i decided to submit tis letter, i dun mind...
n most importantly, i can leave immediate le....
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Old 26-06-2007, 08:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Er...don't think people actually write until like that.
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