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09-10-2006, 09:42 PM
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| Moderator   Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,784 iTrader: (6) My Mood:  Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Tampines
SGC$: 58.25 Bank: 520.77 Total SGC$: 579.02                             |  Rent for apartment A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500.00. So they spent the night together. In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for $250.00 and enclosed a note: "Dear Madam, Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of $250.00 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that: 1. It had never been occupied. 2. There was plenty of heat. 3. It was small enough to make me cosy and at home. Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large." Upon receiving the note, the girl immediately sent back the following & reply..... "Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord. I will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to hire someone to remove your furniture."  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Woud you lie with me and just forget the world? ♥ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Do support the SGC Charity! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Support me! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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09-10-2006, 09:53 PM
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| Experienced SGClubber   Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,394 iTrader: (1) Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Singapore
SGC$: 794.36 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 794.53                         | LOL!!! I get the joke.. the girl smart.. saying his penis small unable to fill up the space and wanted to ask someone remove 'it' ! LOL! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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09-10-2006, 11:47 PM
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| Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,784 iTrader: (6) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Tampines
SGC$: 58.25 Bank: 520.77 Total SGC$: 579.02 | *nod nod* hahaha. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Woud you lie with me and just forget the world? ♥ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Do support the SGC Charity! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Support me! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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10-10-2006, 12:31 AM
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| Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,394 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore
SGC$: 794.36 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 794.53 | sure do threathen the guy, the guy comfirm willingly to pay her full amount. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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10-10-2006, 11:39 AM
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| the toot.  Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 108 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Hougang
SGC$: 228.30 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 228.30 | haha thats a funny one.:rock: MiSZiLa'S Personalized Center :rock: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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10-10-2006, 02:39 PM
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| Mrs Kang-Park  Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,795 iTrader: (10) My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: lala land
SGC$: 695.87 Bank: 14.62 Total SGC$: 710.49                    |
wah sai... i too innocent liao.. hahahahaha B I G B A N G fanclub- To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Vote for big bang at MAA To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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10-10-2006, 03:55 PM
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| Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,394 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore
SGC$: 794.36 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 794.53 | LOL! sure innocent or act de? LOL! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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10-10-2006, 04:28 PM
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| Mrs Kang-Park Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,795 iTrader: (10) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: lala land
SGC$: 695.87 Bank: 14.62 Total SGC$: 710.49 |
really la.. pure n innocent!! AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA  B I G B A N G fanclub- To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Vote for big bang at MAA To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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10-10-2006, 09:45 PM
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| Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,784 iTrader: (6) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Tampines
SGC$: 58.25 Bank: 520.77 Total SGC$: 579.02 | lol omg. so "innocent" ah teriyaki. xD To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Woud you lie with me and just forget the world? ♥ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Do support the SGC Charity! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Support me! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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