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It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the heck the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth,called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the Meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.

One week later he called the National Weather Service< again.

"Is it going to be a very cold winter?" he asked. "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again.

"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It looks like it's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

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MissRed

moral of the story? verify ur identity b4 speaking. Hehe.

FYI,Red Indians are actually supposed to be called Native Americans cuz that's who Christopher Columbus,John Smith(did he really exist or only in Pocahontas?) met when they went off exploring America. I think it was Chris Columbus' people who called the Native Americans Red Indians cuz they thought they had sailed all the way to India.

I dunno why RED though...

Just some random knowledge...

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funnysnow

ehs.. kinda lame joke.. lols..

the indian ask the weather forcast man, and the weather forcast man see how the indians works..

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