Q. What is the first sign of AIDS?
A. A pounding sensation in the ass.
Q. What is a zebra?
A. 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
What's black and white and 'red' (read) all over?
A newspaper!
Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
A. Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
Q. What's the difference between a 'Spice Girls' video and a porn video?
A. The porn video has better music!

