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Old 09-05-2007, 11:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Quality Service - Exceptional!

For all Employees Who Work With Rude Customers.

An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some weeks ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service.

A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".

The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone:
"May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... You!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to fly QANTAS for that service."


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Old 10-05-2007, 08:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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haha nice...
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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lols.. nice way..


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Old 10-05-2007, 05:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hahaha......:p


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Old 10-05-2007, 06:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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but why QANTAS for 'that service'?


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hah gd one!!

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Old 12-05-2007, 09:20 PM   #8 (permalink)
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wah siao... slander quantas

Technetium is the lightest chemical element with no stable isotope. It has atomic number 43 and is given the symbol Tc. The chemical properties of this silvery grey. Its is used in nuclear medicine for a wide variety of diagnostic test. Also use as an anodic corrosion inhibitor for steel.
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