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Old 04-10-2006, 10:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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ddle 1:

Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived 5 people of different races in 5 seperate houses, each of a unique colours.
Each individual likes to smoke a certain brand of cigar, drink a certain beverage and keep a certain pet.

Using the clues below can you determine who owns the fish?

The Malay lives in a red house.
The European keeps dogs as pets.
The Chinese drinks tea.
The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk.
The Indian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The Eurasian smokes Prince.
The Indian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.


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Old 04-10-2006, 10:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Riddle 2:

On the first day of the new school term, a teacher found out that she had several new students in her class.

She decided to asked all the new comers to write down their names and their date of birth on the class blackboard. The first two names she looked at not only bore the same last name but also had the same birthday - 6 Oct, 1988.

Curious, she asked:
"Will Eve and Dawn Curtis please stand?"
Two girls stood up and the teacher saw that they were alike.
"Oh, you're twins," the teacher said.
However, one of the girls shook her head and replied: "We're sisters but we're not twins."

What is the relationship between the two gals?


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Old 04-10-2006, 10:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Riddle 3.

Mickey Mouse was out with his friend one night when they were confronted by an armed robber. The robber whipped out his pistol and fired off a single shot.
The shot hit Mickey, why?


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Old 04-10-2006, 03:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ehh, all ur riddle very hard leh.. i stupid dunno hw to guesss...>.<

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Old 05-10-2006, 01:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
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ddle 1:

Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived 5 people of different races in 5 seperate houses, each of a unique colours.
Each individual likes to smoke a certain brand of cigar, drink a certain beverage and keep a certain pet.

Using the clues below can you determine who owns the fish?

The Malay lives in a red house.
The European keeps dogs as pets.
The Chinese drinks tea.
The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk.
The Indian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The Eurasian smokes Prince.
The Indian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.


malay?
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Old 05-10-2006, 01:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Riddle 2:

On the first day of the new school term, a teacher found out that she had several new students in her class.

She decided to asked all the new comers to write down their names and their date of birth on the class blackboard. The first two names she looked at not only bore the same last name but also had the same birthday - 6 Oct, 1988.

Curious, she asked:
"Will Eve and Dawn Curtis please stand?"
Two girls stood up and the teacher saw that they were alike.
"Oh, you're twins," the teacher said.
However, one of the girls shook her head and replied: "We're sisters but we're not twins."

What is the relationship between the two gals?

twins?
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Old 05-10-2006, 01:16 AM   #7 (permalink)
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my guesses are rubbish.& will never be right too ^^
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Old 12-10-2006, 10:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Riddle 2:

On the first day of the new school term, a teacher found out that she had several new students in her class.

She decided to asked all the new comers to write down their names and their date of birth on the class blackboard. The first two names she looked at not only bore the same last name but also had the same birthday - 6 Oct, 1988.

Curious, she asked:
"Will Eve and Dawn Curtis please stand?"
Two girls stood up and the teacher saw that they were alike.
"Oh, you're twins," the teacher said.
However, one of the girls shook her head and replied: "We're sisters but we're not twins."

What is the relationship between the two gals?
Sisters arh. Isn't it very obvious? They said it themselves already -_-"
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Old 16-10-2006, 04:03 AM   #9 (permalink)
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