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Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A. A love call.

Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor?
A. By the ears. (Lick her)

Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
A. No ball room

Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A. Doughnuts.

Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room
together?
A. 100 people who don't do dick.

Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the
factory?
A. Two test tickles

Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Terry

Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

damn bad lor ... lols

BasTaI2d

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.


This is a good one.

DINEy

. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

-.-"

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genzo2106

nice jokes there thou may seem to be a bit R-rated for some

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silencedreamer

thanks for the gd laugh! haha..

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Benkee

LOL thanks for sharing.. This is really creative =)

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Fool

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

this was good others so-so.

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muffin

i like the last few but don't really understand the first few.

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Coral

haha well it is funny and makes some sense =p