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23-03-2007, 12:47 PM
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| | Piak piak
Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,870 Gender:  Location: Bedok Reservoir
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PUTTING YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination,
sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put
your affairs in order."
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk
into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we
celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I
have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber.
There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached
by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two
were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending
end.
"I've been diagnosed with AIDS."
The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and
whispered,
"Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just
told your friends you were dying of AIDS."
The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with
your father after I'm gone."  It is not the place, nor the condition, but the mind alone that can make anyone happy or miserable.
Roger L'Estrange | 
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23-03-2007, 01:03 PM
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| | MIAed Member
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,957 Gender: 
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Wat the...lol!
Seriously if it is realy an AIDS victim openly declaring that he/she dignose with AIDS hey should be awarded for thier bravery...:biggrin4: Studies is no good for health, the cure for it is to understanding of subject rather than mugging! If a man be gracious and courteous to strangers, it shows he is a citizen of the world. -Francis Bacon “If you judge people, you have no time to love them.” -- Mother Teresa “We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty. -- Mother Teresa
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23-03-2007, 02:15 PM
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| | MenT@L g|RL
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,626 Gender:
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lolz..
tt woman is..fast in thinkin bout the future.. XD | |
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23-03-2007, 02:21 PM
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| | High IQ guy
Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,281 Gender:
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| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by GreenSn0w | | | | | lolz..
tt woman is..fast in thinkin bout the future.. XD | | | | | yup... after drinking martini she become smarter... lol~ | |
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23-03-2007, 02:36 PM
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| | Inspire The Next
Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,762 Gender:
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LOL...
Interesting.... :rock: | |
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23-03-2007, 05:37 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 597 Gender:
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muahha smart woman nxt time if i noe of ani1 eyeing my hubby i will oso use tis matter :devil2: | |
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23-03-2007, 06:28 PM
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| | Klutz
Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,308 Gender:
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Hahaha.. Good one!!
Smart eh.. | |
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23-03-2007, 08:47 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 868 Gender:
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omg.She is thinking too far.I though love is to let the other party happy- -.
Join #SGC at GalaxyNet in mIRC ^_^
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23-03-2007, 09:36 PM
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| | itsallaboutyou!
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hahas! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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25-03-2007, 09:13 AM
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| | A Chemestry Element...
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 387 Gender:
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wah, smart women!!!
Technetium is the lightest chemical element with no stable isotope. It has atomic number 43 and is given the symbol Tc. The chemical properties of this silvery grey. Its is used in nuclear medicine for a wide variety of diagnostic test. Also use as an anodic corrosion inhibitor for steel.
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