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This just-married Chinese coupled decide to make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condom from the shop nearby. When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off...

While the husband was out, an Indian thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the Indian and happily screwed away. The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately.

In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20-sen coin. He asked the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality that he wanted.

"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 sen each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 sen each. And purple condom, the highest quality, is 25 sen each". So, the husband chose the black condom as he had only 20 sen with him.

When he reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic after the "first" session.

A year later, the wife gave birth to a "black" baby boy. When the baby grows up, he asks the father, "Pa, why am I black and you are white?"
The father replied, "You are damn lucky already, my son, 5 sens more and you are PURPLE COLOR now!!!!!!"

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Cherubic

the husband kinda stupid. since he's using a condom, how can she gt pregnant.

genzo2106

well its a funny but illogical joke..haha

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saintz87

Eh pretty funny. But hard to laugh.. Sry about that.

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aRiEs

wahahaha. Stupid dad!

Benkee

stupid dad he has.. tsk tsk

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DINEy

wah, damn good this joke.

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Shyraiiyann

poor thing!!! wah lau!

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KaLeen

kns....stupid dad

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princesstaqinah

Read before but not purple... last time is glow-in-the-dark...

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monkeybusiness

haha
color of condom can determine the color of the kid

chow_sw

no cow sense

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grinmonzter

funny but makes no sense leh.

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domdom

....be careful guys, ............dun ever buy those with mini spikes..........
or u will have a durain as a son!!! :-)

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