A Primary School Question

**Wenzi** · 26-09-2006, 09:17 PM

A primary school teacher was having trouble with one of her student.

The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the Primary 1.

My sister is in Primary 3 and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary 3 too!"

The teacher took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the Primary 1, and behave. The teacher agreed.

Harry was brought in. The conditions were explained, and Harry agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?”

Harry: "36"?

And so it went with every question the principal thought a Primary 1 student should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her “I think Harry can go to Primary 3."

The teacher says to the principal, "May I ask him some tougher questions?"

The principal and Harry both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two?"

Harry: "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

(The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)

Harry: "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, and it is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

(The principal's e open really wide and before he could stop the answer....)

Harry: "Coconut."

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

Harry: "Bubblegum."

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and dog do on three legs?"

(The principal's e open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)

Harry: "Shake hands."

Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do." Who am I?

Harry: "A Tent."

Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." What am I?

(Principal was looking restless and a bit tense)

Harry: "A Wedding Ring."

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, I feel good." What am I?

Harry: "A Nose."

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver." What am I?

Harry: "An Arrow."

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put this ass in Primary 6! "I got the last 10 questions all wrong myself."

**HUIXIAN** · 26-09-2006, 10:31 PM

muahahaha !

muahah!
for 1 moment i thought last qn meant **** .
LOL!

funnysnow · 28-09-2006, 02:01 AM

LOL! i seen this before.. BUT I STILL FIND THIS STORY INTERESTING

**Wenzi** · 28-09-2006, 01:49 PM

dirty dirty.. all having dirty thoughts huh?

funnysnow · 28-09-2006, 02:06 PM

haha.. yah, because our mind have dirty with the world.. kids are innocent, therefore they can get those answer..

**HUIXIAN** · 28-09-2006, 11:39 PM

all of us have both sides [=

innocent & dirty.
muahh =x

**Wenzi** · 29-09-2006, 12:27 PM

wah.. xing sound so professional!!! ya. tt's why i m as cute as kid.. so innocent and adorable

**HUIXIAN** · 29-09-2006, 10:15 PM

ren jian ren ai

funnysnow · 29-09-2006, 11:56 PM

OMG! LOL! i tot suspose to comment by others, but ownself.. LOL!

**solidsin** · 30-09-2006, 09:56 AM

actually this depends on how u see things . different ppl think differently . and its also wad kinda stuff that they have been expose to that makes them think in different ways .

**HUIXIAN** · 30-09-2006, 10:50 AM

	Quote:			Originally Posted by solidsin
	actually this depends on how u see things . different ppl think differently . and its also wad kinda stuff that they have been expose to that makes them think in different ways .

linking from which post reply (:
i dont get it.
hee.

26-09-2006, 09:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Wenzi Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 719 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Jurong West SGC$: 866.80 Bank: 160.00 Total SGC$: 1,026.80	A Primary School Question A primary school teacher was having trouble with one of her student. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the Primary 1. My sister is in Primary 3 and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary 3 too!" The teacher took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the Primary 1, and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in. The conditions were explained, and Harry agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9" Principal: "What is 6 x 6?” Harry: "36"? And so it went with every question the principal thought a Primary 1 student should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her “I think Harry can go to Primary 3." The teacher says to the principal, "May I ask him some tougher questions?" The principal and Harry both agree. Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two?" Harry: "Legs." Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!) Harry: "Pockets." Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants." Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, and it is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's e open really wide and before he could stop the answer....) Harry: "Coconut." Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" Harry: "Bubblegum." Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and dog do on three legs?" (The principal's e open really wide and before he could stop the answer...) Harry: "Shake hands." Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?" Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do." Who am I? Harry: "A Tent." Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." What am I? (Principal was looking restless and a bit tense) Harry: "A Wedding Ring." Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, I feel good." What am I? Harry: "A Nose." Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver." What am I? Harry: "An Arrow." Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck." The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put this ass in Primary 6! "I got the last 10 questions all wrong myself." it's me.. wenzi!!!! 愛一個人不一定要擁有﹐但擁有一個人就一定要好好去愛他! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

28-09-2006, 02:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
funnysnow Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,398 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 799.45 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 799.62	LOL! i seen this before.. BUT I STILL FIND THIS STORY INTERESTING To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

28-09-2006, 01:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Wenzi Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 719 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Jurong West SGC$: 866.80 Bank: 160.00 Total SGC$: 1,026.80	dirty dirty.. all having dirty thoughts huh? it's me.. wenzi!!!! 愛一個人不一定要擁有﹐但擁有一個人就一定要好好去愛他! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

28-09-2006, 02:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
funnysnow Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,398 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 799.45 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 799.62	haha.. yah, because our mind have dirty with the world.. kids are innocent, therefore they can get those answer.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

29-09-2006, 12:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
Wenzi Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 719 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Jurong West SGC$: 866.80 Bank: 160.00 Total SGC$: 1,026.80	wah.. xing sound so professional!!! ya. tt's why i m as cute as kid.. so innocent and adorable it's me.. wenzi!!!! 愛一個人不一定要擁有﹐但擁有一個人就一定要好好去愛他! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Wenzi : 29-09-2006 at 12:28 PM.

26-09-2006, 10:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
HUIXIAN ddrumstick Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,854 iTrader: (-1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 73.92 Bank: 719.83 Total SGC$: 793.75	muahahaha ! muahah! for 1 moment i thought last qn meant **** . LOL!

28-09-2006, 11:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
HUIXIAN ddrumstick Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,854 iTrader: (-1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 73.92 Bank: 719.83 Total SGC$: 793.75	all of us have both sides [= innocent & dirty. muahh =x

29-09-2006, 10:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
HUIXIAN ddrumstick Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,854 iTrader: (-1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 73.92 Bank: 719.83 Total SGC$: 793.75	ren jian ren ai

29-09-2006, 11:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
funnysnow Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,398 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 799.45 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 799.62	OMG! LOL! i tot suspose to comment by others, but ownself.. LOL! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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solidsin Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,111 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: World SGC$: 25.35 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 25.35	actually this depends on how u see things . different ppl think differently . and its also wad kinda stuff that they have been expose to that makes them think in different ways .

02-10-2006, 02:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
funnysnow Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,398 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 799.45 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 799.62