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Old 09-08-2007, 06:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office.

"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

"Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
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lol..y so ex??
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When his wife has the picture of the adultery, she can sue the hushband and divorce the husband in which she can claim her living fee and compensation.

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guess so will file 4 divorce

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so unlucky....haha


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oops!!! so careless of the guy.. His alimony and divorce fees will be way high..LOL

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