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11-05-2007, 05:58 PM
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| | itsallaboutyou!
Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 364 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 547.60 |  perfect couple (:
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer...
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | 
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11-05-2007, 10:04 PM
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| | Mrs Kang-Park
Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,840 Gender:
Total SGC$: 822.55 | Re: perfect couple (:
lol haha.. i read de 2nd tym den i understand it....dis joke shoot both man n woman LOL! B I G B A N G fanclub- To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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11-05-2007, 11:15 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 497 Gender:
Total SGC$: 588.61 | Re: perfect couple (:
Haha ... both man and woman oso got their own good and bad points. | |
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12-05-2007, 11:11 AM
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| | Hiroto
Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,626 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,539.17 | Re: perfect couple (:
lol nice 1
to fall in love is always easy
to start a relationship is always simple
to build it, is always tough
to maintain it, is 'better said than done'
to break off, is 'easier said than done'
to remain friends after u broke off, is never possible
to forget the memories is 'always doing but never succeeding'
to heal the pain within is hard and tough and never near simple
but one has to try to heal your own heart...
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12-05-2007, 12:28 PM
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| | huihui~
Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 3,152 Gender:
Total SGC$: 420.03 | Re: perfect couple (:
haha^^ funny.. i also read 2nd time den understand what it's toking abt.. >.< To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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12-05-2007, 04:31 PM
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#6 (permalink)
| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 836 Gender:
Total SGC$: 205.92 | Re: perfect couple (:
hahaha
walao.. | |
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12-05-2007, 04:41 PM
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#7 (permalink)
| | Sixpence ftw.
Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 139 Gender:
Total SGC$: 183.19 | Re: perfect couple (:
haha good one(: | |
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12-05-2007, 05:52 PM
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| | Smil-ing bear bear
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,568 Gender:
Total SGC$: 878.53 | Re: perfect couple (:
haha.. nice nice.. thanks for sharing ah.. Bear Bear Family Tree Club Director --- Huiting Aka Smiling Bear Bear - * She is a gal that loves to see a smiling face on anyone expression - * To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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12-05-2007, 06:34 PM
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#9 (permalink)
| | Very Senior SGClubber
Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 40 Gender:
Total SGC$: 37.94 | Re: perfect couple (:
this joke got animation one.. | |
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12-05-2007, 10:27 PM
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#10 (permalink)
| | itsallaboutyou!
Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 364 Gender:
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hahas. good that you people enjoy it. find more nice jokes for you guys! ;D To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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12-05-2007, 11:57 PM
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| | Fail-ure
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,227 Gender:
Total SGC$: 605.50 | Re: perfect couple (:
l o l nice..
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10-06-2007, 02:21 AM
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| | 소원
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 13,840 Gender:
Total SGC$: 11,135.16 | Re: Perfect Couple~
lol...sometimes we do listen de lorh =x | |
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10-06-2007, 05:37 PM
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#13 (permalink)
| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,087 Gender:
Total SGC$: 45.30 | Re: Perfect Couple~
hahah
mess with the best, die like the rest.
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11-06-2007, 08:10 AM
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#14 (permalink)
| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 449 Gender:
Total SGC$: 488.10 | Re: Perfect Couple~
real gd..thumbs up | |
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11-06-2007, 08:41 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,358 Gender:
Total SGC$: 1,491.40 | Re: Perfect Couple~
hmmmm.....
that also explain women's sence of direction.....
the accident might be due to wrong turn into a different direction traffic!!!!
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11-06-2007, 08:56 AM
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#16 (permalink)
| | Biaaaaaaatch
Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 6,257 Gender:
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