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Old 09-11-2007, 08:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default PERFECT breasts

A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with the perfect, and I mean PERFECT, breasts he'd ever seen.

He walked up to her and said, "Ma'am, you have perfect breasts, and I will pay you $100 to bite them." The woman was horrified and began to walk away.

The man caught her and said, "Alright, I'll pay you $1,000 to bite your breasts." Still horrified, the woman began to run away.

The man caught her again and said, "Fine. I'll pay you $10,000 to bite your breasts, and not a penny more." The woman then thinks that $10,000 will be worth it, so she finally agreed.

They went into a deserted alley away from the city action. The woman took off her shirt and bra, revealing the perfect breasts. The man then began to touch, squeeze, fondle, poke, and everything to the woman's breasts EXCEPT biting them.

The woman then said, "Well, are you gonna bite them or not?!"

The man replied, "Nah, too expensive."
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha..this one i heard before

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Old 09-11-2007, 10:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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prefect scam
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL
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Old 09-11-2007, 11:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 09-11-2007, 11:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hahaha...smart guy!
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Old 10-11-2007, 01:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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LOL!!!
cheat money!
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Old 10-11-2007, 01:51 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2007, 09:21 AM   #9 (permalink)
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this is a nice one...hahaha :biggrin4:


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Old 10-11-2007, 06:38 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lolx scammer.

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Old 14-11-2007, 12:11 AM   #11 (permalink)
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molester

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Old 15-11-2007, 12:43 AM   #12 (permalink)
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good 1

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Old 15-11-2007, 02:26 AM   #13 (permalink)
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LOL!! like this oso can. 赚到 sia. =.=


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Old 15-11-2007, 03:59 AM   #14 (permalink)
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what a nice trick!!! hahaha......

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Old 15-11-2007, 04:44 AM   #15 (permalink)
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An idea just struck me.......:biggrin4:
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Old 15-11-2007, 09:06 AM   #16 (permalink)
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lols.
that woman so suay.

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Old 22-12-2007, 12:54 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Haha... :-)

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Old 22-12-2007, 01:50 PM   #18 (permalink)
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