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Old 15-04-2007, 01:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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This is really embarrassing for the mother, do read on.

This is a Singapore story (supposedly)... Hilarious! This is an encounter of friend's friend's friend (so don't know how true, but quite funny) ...........................................

The male colleague had just boarded the train at Orchard MRT Station. He found a seat facing a woman and her 5 year old son (estimated). He soon realised that the boy was pestering his mum to bring him to the toilet.

His mum whispered to him to hold on until Bugis station. He reluctantly obeyed. After another station, he started begging to visit the loo again. At raised voice, his mum commanded to sit and behave himself. He sheepishly sat down but could only hold on for another station before springing up to announce that he was going to pee on the ground if not taken to the toilet immediately. Completely annoyed, his mum threatened to give him a spank.

Needless to say, all eyes were upon them by now. How can a woman be that tough on a little child? Unable to hold on any longer, the boy suggested in Mandarin, "Mummy, you open your mouth and let me shi shi (Pee/Urine) inside", Mum said, "don't talk nonsense, or I'll really smack you"

Boy said, "why daddy can, I cannot!!!???"Ma,"..!!!....."

She alighted at the next stop.
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OMG....
How can she let the kid see them in action...:handsup:
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Old 15-04-2007, 02:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lOlz. the mUm muz be really embarassed..
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lol. poor child. get too see such stuff when so young.

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