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Old 22-07-2007, 09:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wide Grin Parenting

Being a parent changes everything. But being a parent also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child is different from having your first.

Your Clothes

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

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Preparing for the Birth

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.

2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.

3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.

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The Layette

1st baby: You pre-wash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.

2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.

3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

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Worries

1st baby: At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a frown-you pick up the baby.

2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.

3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

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Pacifier

1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.

2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.

3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

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Diapering

1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.

2nd baby: You change their diaper every 2 to 3 hours, if needed.

3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.

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Activities

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, BabySwing, and Baby Story Hour.

2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

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Going Out

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times.

2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.

3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

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At Home

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

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Swallowing Coins

1st child: when first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.

2nd child: when 2nd child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for coin to pass.

3rd child: when 3rd child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!!





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Old 22-07-2007, 10:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i pity the third baby
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Old 22-07-2007, 10:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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haha... hope everything's nt true.. though it sounds real..

cos i'm the third child.. >.<


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Old 22-07-2007, 11:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha... hope everything's nt true.. though it sounds real..

cos i'm the third child.. >.<
i don think tt is true. Coz usually parents tend to care more for their last child. R u the last child ?
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Old 22-07-2007, 11:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ya lor,they tend to care/dote more on e last child but tis is quite interesting


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Old 23-07-2007, 12:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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lol..great one..haha..but women tend to know more by the 3rd child liaoz so they hardly take all those 1st time precautions.."season" already as they like to call it..haha
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Old 23-07-2007, 12:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I thought the mum is the one who deserves pity lol
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Old 23-07-2007, 09:18 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 23-07-2007, 09:39 AM   #9 (permalink)
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well some may be true but some arent..Cos' normally the youngest child will be the most pampered child

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Old 23-07-2007, 01:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Depend on the parents. Anyway I do think that parents should treat each and everyone of their child equally.
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Old 23-07-2007, 02:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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some's kinda true..cos sick of it le..most of the time the youngest child is the most pampered at the end of the day i think..cos its like you are 'kor kor' or 'jie jie' liao..should give in to the younger one
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Younger ones always lose out one. So, best is, be the oldest, as if I could choose, haha go get adopted? =D

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i am 5th

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