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Musharraf is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone.

"Pervez, it's the health minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Karachi has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire Pakistani supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."

"Shit! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"

"We're going to have to ship some in from abroad...what about Japan?"

"No chance!! It won't fit!"

"What about India?"

"Are you mad- we don't want them to know that we are stuck? But still we can talk on my hotline confidentially. You call Vajpayee- tell him we need one million condoms; colored white and green; ten inches long and four inches thick! That way they'll know how big we pakis really are!!"

Pervez calls Atal, who agrees to help the pakis out in their hour of need.

Three days later a van arrives in Islamabad- full of boxes. A delighted Musharaf rushes out to open the boxes. He finds Condoms; 10 inches long; 4 inches
thick, all colored green and white. He then notices in small writing on each and every one:

MADE IN INDIA

SIZE : SMALL

drpiggy

if it was shipped to sg den it will be EXTRA SMALL!

huitingsmile

dont get it leh.. *blur.

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yyhwin

ha ha .........really chim joke..but funny...

sianzXP

i tink he wan to prove to india tt his country de ppl tt thingy v de.. err.. bt in india ttz oni smal size.. shld b lik tt ba

ps for my reali bad langague ^^

alwaez feelin sianz XP

Fool

10 inches long, 4 inches wide is considered size SMALL in India basically they're all liars

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KaLeen

whahaha........lolx

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prince_piggy

lol

Tristanity

Comparing and contrasting. Huge manhood they have huh haha

relentless pursuit for perfection;
thats taking a toil
in my health.

Somebody said they saw you,
the person you were kissing wasn't me.
And i will never ask you;
I just kept it to myself.
I dont wanna know;
if you playing me, keep it all a low.
Cause my heart can't take it anymore.

What do i do to make you love me
What do i do to make you care
What do i do to make you want me
Its sad, Its so sad,
Its a sad sad situation

teriyaki

LOL omg.. dis kinda thing oso wanna show off =.=

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