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Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and
a
fool on the other.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of
either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes
he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water power.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a
river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway
"See I
am not injured yet."
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence
after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills

teriyaki

does de dic really put lyk dis..!?

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micxiao

hahaha... is a joke la...