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16-05-2008, 01:43 PM
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It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,
"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
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16-05-2008, 02:22 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 309 Gender:  Country: Location: Jurong West
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lol tasted urine | |
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16-05-2008, 02:31 PM
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uh....i dun quite get it | |
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16-05-2008, 03:04 PM
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| | 人生不如意的事， 十之八九。。
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OMG...faint man..  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
一夜东风，枕边吹散愁多少。数声啼鸟，梦转纱窗晓。来是春初，去是春将老。长亭道。一般芳草。 只有归时好
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16-05-2008, 03:20 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,611 My Mood:  Gender: Country: Location: serangoon north
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pengz... =.=''
My mind fails to understand
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16-05-2008, 03:45 PM
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| | d blur blur gal~
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so er xin man yucks.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 纪宝贝好可爱哦！！
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16-05-2008, 03:47 PM
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| | Dionysius-
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wwhat !
you mean that teacher is so dumb not to smell and taste urine?
.. she is more of a dumb dumb than overconfident To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Gallery Director --- Kaoru aka Artist Bear Bear My Blog -
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16-05-2008, 03:50 PM
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAH OMG this made me laugh my arse off lol gonna tell my frens this lol might even impress some girls ^^ lol
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17-05-2008, 12:22 AM
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| | ~cerise me manques~
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WALAU~!!!!!!!!!! 
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17-05-2008, 12:34 AM
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| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by cute wormz | | | | | | uh....i dun quite get it | | | | | it's the puppy's pee she's tasting!  Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. But, today is a gift, that's why it is called "Present". To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | 
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17-05-2008, 12:36 AM
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YUCKS!! er xin 
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