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Old 14-04-2007, 01:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A man walks into a bank,yells at the old lady at the teller window, he needs to open a "****in bank account". She says to the man ,sir you are very rude! and that she don't appreciate being spoken to in that manner. and could he please use another tone of voice. The man again states he needs to open a "****in bank account". the old woman storms off her post, and runs to the bank manager with her complaint.

She tells the bank manager how this foul mouthed man had come into the bank, cursing and swearing, and using the f-word. and that she found the man very rude. Also she did not want to serve him,and felt that the manager himself had better deal with him instead.

The bank manager immediately approached the man and asked what the problem was. the man again stated that for the third time, i need to open a "****in bank account". Well the manager flipped. you cant come in here talking to me and my staff like that using foul language,and going on and on. Just who do you think you are????

The man replied. look i just won 8 million dollars, and now i need to open a "****in bank account" WHAT?? interrupted the bank manager.and that old **** wouldn't help you out?
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Old 14-04-2007, 01:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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money makes the world go round....
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Old 14-04-2007, 01:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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yeah money make pple do anything. LOL

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money is our worst enemy -___-" - but i still L-O-V-E IT!

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