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06-05-2007, 08:51 PM
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| | Peach ^^
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| Quote: | | | | | Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge.
The first prince brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She felt something hard.
She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question:
What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)
M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking, you pervert? (Not dirty joke, right?  ) | | | | | 
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06-05-2007, 09:18 PM
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| | SGC Chatroom Lurker
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haha gd one, advertising joke for M&M?  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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06-05-2007, 10:01 PM
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| | A Chemestry Element...
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errrr... lol nice twist...
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06-05-2007, 10:16 PM
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| | SGClubber =D~~
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huh. then those steel and diamond also ma. they melt in fire and other things and not hand.
doesnt really make sense that way
hmmm
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06-05-2007, 10:28 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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seems to be promoting M&Ms lols. but nice one! | |
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06-05-2007, 10:31 PM
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| | MY EDITION
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lols . hmmm , heard b4 a few others but same at e end . hehes nice one =D | |
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06-05-2007, 10:36 PM
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| | theBitchyInsaneQueen
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lols` promoting M&M's eh? lols` NICE! yļŋפż- ИаИа - 香烟爱上火柴就注定被伤害.. 不要轻易说爱, 许下的承诺就是欠下的债. 老鼠对猫说我爱你, 猫说你走开, 老鼠流泪走开, 谁也没看见老鼠走后猫也流了一滴泪.. 其实有一种爱情叫做放弃.. 风筝一辈子只会为一根线冒险.. 女人善变的是脸 男人善变的是心.. 在爱情世界里, 没有谁对不起谁, 只有谁不懂珍惜谁.. 遇到了真爱就不要轻易说离开.. 要记得抓紧爱情, 而不是抓伤彼此的感情.. 不要忘了真爱难寻.. Be Mine! | |
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06-05-2007, 11:28 PM
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| | lao shi
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haha nice joke! interesting lehz, hand can melt diamond but can't melt M&Ms.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ~SiLeNcEdReAmEr~
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06-05-2007, 11:59 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
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i knew it wasnt the private part .. but, couldnt guess wad it was .. | |
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07-05-2007, 01:42 AM
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| | Monster.Leen
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hahhaha..... | 
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08-05-2007, 10:55 AM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
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Hahaha! Interesting... Even the metal is very durable and strong material, yet they can be melted whereas M&M is not but it never be melted! 
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13-05-2007, 12:30 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
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lol...i still don know why it's m&m =/
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14-05-2007, 05:46 PM
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| | l0nElyMe
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didnt know that m&m is found by the king preiod ..
LOLS .. xD
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14-05-2007, 05:57 PM
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| | BBall L0ver
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