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23-07-2007, 02:50 PM
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| | Mrs Woon
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John had just won first prize at a cat show and had received a 10-day cruise to the Puerto Rico. The catch was, though, pets weren't allowed on the cruise. So John decided to leave his cat with his best friend, Al. Al agreed to come over to John's house and live with his mom for the duration of the cruise. John told Al, "Just feed the cat three meals a day, and take good care of him. He's my prize-winning cat!" And with that, he left. The next day, John phoned Al on his cell phone and asked, "How are things?"
To which Al responded, "Things are fine."
"How's Mom?"
"Mom's fine."
"How's the cat?"
"The cat's fine." Satisfied, John hung up. Next day, John called Al again, asking the same questions.
"How are things?"
"Things are fine."
"How's Mom?"
"Mom's fine."
"How's the cat?"
"The cat's DEAD."
"WHAT?!?" John was quite distressed. "How could you let it die? It was my prize cat!"
"Well, John, I'm sorry, but I couldn't do anything, I didn't see it. But what I think happened was that the cat was on the roof, fell off, and broke his leg. Then, he hobbled out into the road, and got run over." John was cooling down a bit now, and said, "Well, couldn't you have tried to break it to me over time? You could have said it bit by bit. For example, you could have first said 'The cat's on the roof', then the next day said 'The cat fell off the roof, and broke its leg', see what I'm saying."
"Yeah, yeah, I get it. See you later, John."
"Ok... bye." John hung up. The next day, John phoned Al again.
"How are things?"
"Things are fine."
"How's Mom?"
"Umh," Al said, "Mom's on the roof." | 
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23-07-2007, 03:24 PM
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| | =D
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huh? means his mom going to die also?  Bear Bear Family Tree Club Recruitment Manager Super Fishy Bear Bear | |
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24-07-2007, 12:31 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,519 Gender:
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OMG!!! the mum's dead too?? Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:
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24-07-2007, 09:40 AM
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| | GERALDINET
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I dun get the joke leh To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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24-07-2007, 02:08 PM
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| | Bonkers SGClubber
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24-07-2007, 04:49 PM
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| | Monster.Leen
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kns....why e mum on e roof | |
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24-07-2007, 06:55 PM
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| | Loves Marketing x33
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LOL. this one is damn funny!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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24-07-2007, 08:37 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,436 Gender:
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lol, worst holiday ever for that guy! | |
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24-07-2007, 09:17 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,328 Gender:
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haha!
AL is really "ting hua"!
its funny! i bet that guy on holiday is like rushing back home after hearing this. | |
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24-07-2007, 10:29 PM
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| | 소원
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 13,841 Gender:
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oh,.unlucky guy. 人情味不是偏私而是博爱，
不是施舍而是关怀。
不是表面的礼貌，
而是内心的尊重。 Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying, " that was awesome !" | |
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