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03-05-2008, 12:56 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 9,028 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 17,406.06 |  On a Lonely Island
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright - but after a few months he gets lonely...
The pig starts to look more and more attractive - soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg. Very frustrating.
One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious. He drags her to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back health. Finally she is well enough to walk and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name it."
The guy thinks for a minute and says, "Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?" | 
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03-05-2008, 04:29 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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lol...he still want the pig | |
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03-05-2008, 04:31 PM
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| | ♥ A|X
Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 7,319 Gender: Location: serangoon north
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L O L~~.... 
My mind fails to understand
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03-05-2008, 05:34 PM
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| | P.S I Hate You
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must well kill the dog so can get the girl =x | |
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03-05-2008, 06:01 PM
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| | The Ultimate Pessimist
Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3,502 Gender:
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lol
lock 'n' load
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03-05-2008, 06:47 PM
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| | ~cerise me manques~
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| Quote: | | | | | must well kill the dog so can get the girl =x | | | | | har? no la, he wan the gal to bring away the dog, so he can INTIMATE with the pig...
LOL~ OMG, he dowan a gal instead a pig~!!!
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05-05-2008, 02:18 AM
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| | Legendary San Guo Freak
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Haha...Got girl dun wanna use...
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05-05-2008, 02:26 AM
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lolx!! -_____-
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07-05-2008, 04:53 PM
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| | Malaysian Kampung Boy
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10-05-2008, 01:28 AM
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| | ahhhjajajaja
Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 244 Gender:
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pigman! | |
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10-05-2008, 01:47 AM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
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mayb his mind only gt the pig and forgt abt the lady. lolx | |
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