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Old 10-02-2008, 10:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wide Grin Obsession

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

”You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, taking her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."

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Old 10-02-2008, 10:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ouch. hahahha.


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Old 11-02-2008, 12:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LOLS.

♥; YING. i am a very silly girl =x
ii jus wiish ferr dhat very last moment of truth.
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Old 15-02-2008, 09:18 AM   #4 (permalink)
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kns that doc...
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Old 15-03-2008, 12:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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The fourth mother is too ashamed to carry on the session...
Imagine the psychiatrist saying "You have an obsession with s*x, that's why you named your son dick."


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Old 15-03-2008, 12:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL!!!


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Old 15-03-2008, 12:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 16-03-2008, 11:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 17-03-2008, 10:24 PM   #9 (permalink)
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haha.

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Old 18-05-2008, 05:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lol


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Old 18-05-2008, 05:20 PM   #11 (permalink)
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haha...i laughed..out loud..

You think you're unsafe but it's not over. Accept for who you are, You are not alone.... There is always beauty in one's imperfections, so do not go hysterical about anything you deemed to see not up to your liking..... I am not one of them....
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Old 18-05-2008, 05:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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lol. self explained

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Old 18-05-2008, 06:08 PM   #13 (permalink)
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LOL
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Old 18-05-2008, 06:14 PM   #14 (permalink)
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my god

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Things are all messed up
All we need is cakes and ale and everlasting laugh
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Old 18-05-2008, 06:23 PM   #15 (permalink)
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haha...i laughed..out loud..
LOL i laughed out loud too!!
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Old 18-05-2008, 06:39 PM   #16 (permalink)
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