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11-09-2007, 11:39 AM
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| | Vampire Bear Bear
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,095 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 13,830.75 |  No parent left behind . .
These are notes written by PARENTS in an Arkansas school district.. (Spellings have been left intact.)
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take pe today. please execute him.
2. Please exkuce Mona for being absent she was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear school: Please ecsc'S Johnny's being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
4. Please excuse Lorrie from jim today. she is administrating.
5. Please excuse Ronald from p.e. for a few days. yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. Todd has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carl was absent yesterday because he was playing football. he was hurt in the growing part.
8. Meg could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chri! s will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse Gary Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse Peter from being absent yesterday. he had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s.
12. Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. he had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please excuse Jack for being. it was his father's fault.
15. I kept Bill home because she had to go christmas shopping because i dont know what size she wear.
6. Please excuse Jenny for missing school yesterday. we forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. we thought it was sunday.
17. Betty won't be in school a week from Friday. we have to attend her funeral.
18. Please excuse Jonathan for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
19. Please excuse Mandy for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
20. Please excuse Terry. She has been sick and under the doctor.  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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11-09-2007, 12:09 PM
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| | サクランボ
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,776 Gender:
Total SGC$: 391.48 | Re: No parent left behind . .
omg!!! are you sure parents made those mistakes!!!! OMFG! | 
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11-09-2007, 12:45 PM
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| | 소원
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 13,809 Gender:
Total SGC$: 11,139.99 | Re: No parent left behind . .
serious mistakes o.0 人情味不是偏私而是博爱，
不是施舍而是关怀。
不是表面的礼貌，
而是内心的尊重。 Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying, " that was awesome !" | |
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14-09-2007, 10:35 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,514 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 6,293.38 | Re: No parent left behind . .
the parents sure were lousy in their vocabulary Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:
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14-09-2007, 12:28 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,140 Gender:
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the last ten was funny To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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14-09-2007, 09:18 PM
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| | Monster.Leen
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,438 Gender:
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wat funny excuses | |
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14-09-2007, 10:09 PM
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| | retainer SGClubber
Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,809 Gender:
Total SGC$: 1,462.24 | Re: No parent left behind . .
wa..sure cham when teacher c BEAR BEAR FAMILY TREE CLUB Retainer Gal Bear Bear [/font] To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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08-10-2008, 11:04 PM
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| | Memories will not fade...
Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 166 Gender:
Total SGC$: 242.37 | Re: School Excuses
LOL I walk the streets with a song in my head
We ebb and we flow so
Got my toes on my pup at the foot of my bed | |
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09-10-2008, 12:28 AM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 546 Gender:
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09-10-2008, 02:35 AM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 565 Gender:
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09-10-2008, 02:41 AM
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| | The Man Who Loves Beans
Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 4,234 Gender:
Total SGC$: 5,717.35 | Re: School Excuses
lol  | |
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09-10-2008, 03:00 AM
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| | Registered Members
Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 105 Gender:
Total SGC$: 73.00 | Re: School Excuses
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~
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09-10-2008, 09:44 AM
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| | Automouse2-Employee
Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,920 Gender:
Total SGC$: 1,051.58 | Re: School Excuses
ah hillarious
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09-10-2008, 09:54 AM
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| | d blur blur gal~
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