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Old 23-06-2007, 05:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Red face 'No Fishing'

A bright young lady equipped her boat, with a book, a bottle of wine, and lots of fishing gear. She sailed her boat, a small one, into an area of the lake absent-mindedly where there was a sign saying 'No Fishing'. She let the boat float and started reading a book, sipping her wine in the soft sunshine.

A cop on his Harley Davidson roared by, returned, parked it and started writing an allegation against her. "What for?" enquired she.
"For fishing in a no fishing area."
"But I was not fishing."
"You were not, but you are equipped to do so,madam."
She rolled up her stuff and got up.
"In that case take me to the police station please."
"Why?"
"You raped me."
"Whoa- there! I didn't even come near you...for Gossake."
"But you are equipped, aren't you?"

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Old 23-06-2007, 06:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol...finally a pretty decent joke...


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Old 23-06-2007, 09:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice One!!!

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Old 23-06-2007, 11:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yes, this is absolutely a good reason.

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Old 23-06-2007, 10:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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stupid accusation without valid fact

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Old 23-06-2007, 10:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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stupid accusation without valid fact

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Old 23-06-2007, 10:40 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Nice, the cop got a taste of his own medicine! Witty woman
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Old 24-06-2007, 12:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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lol...finally a pretty decent joke...
It's a pretty decent joke, but it don't get more ppl to support :cry3:

Looks like more :devil2: then :mellow3: LOL

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Old 24-06-2007, 01:14 AM   #9 (permalink)
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haha good one!(=

AnD wE"LL LiNgEr oN, TiMe cAn'T eRaSe a FeELiNg ThIs StRonG, nO wAy yOu'Re EvEr gOnNa sHaKe mE, oH dArLiNg 'cAuSe yOu'LL aLwAyS Be My bAbY...
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Old 24-06-2007, 07:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The woman so smart lah...

People that don't know me thinks I'm shy.
People that do know me wish I were.


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Old 24-06-2007, 07:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
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>< DUMB. LOL
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Old 25-06-2007, 06:59 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Coldie
A bright young lady equipped her boat, with a book, a bottle of wine, and lots of fishing gear. She sailed her boat, a small one, into an area of the lake absent-mindedly where there was a sign saying 'No Fishing'. She let the boat float and started reading a book, sipping her wine in the soft sunshine.

A cop on his Harley Davidson roared by, returned, parked it and started writing an allegation against her. "What for?" enquired she.
"For fishing in a no fishing area."
"But I was not fishing."
"You were not, but you are equipped to do so,madam."
She rolled up her stuff and got up.
"In that case take me to the police station please."
"Why?"
"You raped me."
"Whoa- there! I didn't even come near you...for Gossake."
"But you are equipped, aren't you?"


It is funny & interesting.....:biggrin4: :biggrin4: :biggrin4:
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Old 25-06-2007, 08:04 AM   #13 (permalink)
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hahahaha:biggrin4: nice one

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Old 25-06-2007, 09:04 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Omg.....
So every gal also can say the guy next to her raped her liao lor.....
NB.....
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Old 25-06-2007, 09:27 AM   #15 (permalink)
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smart retort by the lady...:biggrin4:

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Old 26-06-2007, 08:18 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Omg.....
So every gal also can say the guy next to her raped her liao lor.....
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if you are the cop, WHY not :confused2: NO doubts after d lady I wil be NEXT :biggrin4:

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