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23-06-2007, 05:09 AM
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| | Summertea Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 489 My Mood:  Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Central
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Total SGC$: 652.82 | 'No Fishing' A bright young lady equipped her boat, with a book, a bottle of wine, and lots of fishing gear. She sailed her boat, a small one, into an area of the lake absent-mindedly where there was a sign saying 'No Fishing'. She let the boat float and started reading a book, sipping her wine in the soft sunshine.
A cop on his Harley Davidson roared by, returned, parked it and started writing an allegation against her. "What for?" enquired she.
"For fishing in a no fishing area."
"But I was not fishing."
"You were not, but you are equipped to do so,madam."
She rolled up her stuff and got up.
"In that case take me to the police station please."
"Why?"
"You raped me."
"Whoa- there! I didn't even come near you...for Gossake."
"But you are equipped, aren't you?" 
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23-06-2007, 06:27 AM
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| | 我们来唱歌吧! ^^ Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,973 My Mood:  Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Sg.
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Total SGC$: 499.39 | Re: 'No Fishing' lol...finally a pretty decent joke...  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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23-06-2007, 09:49 AM
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| | Bunneh ChOmpEr Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 379 My Mood:  Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Bt Batok
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Total SGC$: 331.35 | Re: 'No Fishing' Nice One!!! 1 Corinthians 13:4-13 The verse from a friend which brought me back to the one I loveTo view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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23-06-2007, 11:55 AM
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| | Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 937 Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Sengkang
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Total SGC$: 1,000.31 | Re: 'No Fishing' Yes, this is absolutely a good reason. 
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23-06-2007, 10:08 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,075 Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Simei
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Total SGC$: 1,090.14 | Re: 'No Fishing' stupid accusation without valid fact 
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23-06-2007, 10:21 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,075 Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Simei
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23-06-2007, 10:40 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,436 Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: singapore
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Total SGC$: 467.80 | Re: 'No Fishing' Nice, the cop got a taste of his own medicine! Witty woman |
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24-06-2007, 12:35 AM
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| | Summertea Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 489 My Mood:  Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Central
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Total SGC$: 652.82 | Re: 'No Fishing' | Quote: | | | | | lol...finally a pretty decent joke... | | | | | It's a pretty decent joke, but it don't get more ppl to support :cry3:
Looks like more :devil2: then :mellow3: LOL 
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24-06-2007, 01:14 AM
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| | Registered Members Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 77 Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Sengkang
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Total SGC$: 85.40 | Re: 'No Fishing' haha good one!(= AnD wE"LL LiNgEr oN, TiMe cAn'T eRaSe a FeELiNg ThIs StRonG, nO wAy yOu'Re EvEr gOnNa sHaKe mE, oH dArLiNg 'cAuSe yOu'LL aLwAyS Be My bAbY... |
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24-06-2007, 07:07 PM
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| | Pink princess Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,272 Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Pasir Ris
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Total SGC$: 376.75 | Re: 'No Fishing' The woman so smart lah... People that don't know me thinks I'm shy.
People that do know me wish I were. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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24-06-2007, 07:41 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,945 Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: hougang
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Total SGC$: 515.05 | Re: 'No Fishing' >< DUMB. LOL |
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25-06-2007, 06:59 AM
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| | Registered Members Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 25 Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Bugis
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Total SGC$: 0 | Re: 'No Fishing' | Quote: | | | Originally Posted by Coldie | | | | | A bright young lady equipped her boat, with a book, a bottle of wine, and lots of fishing gear. She sailed her boat, a small one, into an area of the lake absent-mindedly where there was a sign saying 'No Fishing'. She let the boat float and started reading a book, sipping her wine in the soft sunshine.
A cop on his Harley Davidson roared by, returned, parked it and started writing an allegation against her. "What for?" enquired she.
"For fishing in a no fishing area."
"But I was not fishing."
"You were not, but you are equipped to do so,madam."
She rolled up her stuff and got up.
"In that case take me to the police station please."
"Why?"
"You raped me."
"Whoa- there! I didn't even come near you...for Gossake."
"But you are equipped, aren't you?" | | | | |
It is funny & interesting.....:biggrin4: :biggrin4: :biggrin4:
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25-06-2007, 08:04 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,830 Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Hougang
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Total SGC$: 120.40 | Re: 'No Fishing' hahahaha:biggrin4: nice one 
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25-06-2007, 09:04 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,359 Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Yishun
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Total SGC$: 1,491.40 | Re: 'No Fishing' Omg.....
So every gal also can say the guy next to her raped her liao lor.....
NB..... |
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25-06-2007, 09:27 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,522 Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Towner Road
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Total SGC$: 6,293.38 | Re: 'No Fishing' smart retort by the lady...:biggrin4: Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:
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26-06-2007, 08:18 AM
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| | Summertea Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 489 My Mood:  Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Central
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Total SGC$: 652.82 | Re: 'No Fishing' | Quote: | | | | | Omg.....
So every gal also can say the guy next to her raped her liao lor.....
NB..... | | | | | if you are the cop, WHY not :confused2: NO doubts after d lady I wil be NEXT :biggrin4: 
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