duke

There once was a lady who was tired of living with men who were either physically abusive, ran away from her, or were horrible in bed.

So she put an ad in the paper, that was asking for a man who:
A) would treat her nicely
wouldn't run away from her
C) would be good in bed

Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from any man. So she just figured that there wasn't a man alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up. Then one day she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said, "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

The woman replied, 'Yes, but are you good in bed?'

And the man said, with a smirk on his face, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

silencedreamer

errr i thought doorbell usually quite high up one..
he can reach with his penis arh???

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mayocat

cant he use his head or smth?

find me a rainbow