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Old 09-08-2007, 05:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default New CEO

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He is Pizza delivery guy ..........."
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Old 09-08-2007, 05:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol.
pizza delivery can earn alot money!!
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Old 09-08-2007, 08:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL i think i read another version somewhere else.. but still.. dumb CEO.

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Old 09-08-2007, 08:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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solli post b4

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Old 09-08-2007, 09:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yap, someone posted this before. Anyway, thanks.


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Old 09-08-2007, 11:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Default Re: New CEO

one be smart can already don act smart, this is the consequences

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Old 10-08-2007, 12:18 AM   #7 (permalink)
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lol, heard this somewhere before, but never fails to make me feel happy for that pizza guy


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Old 10-08-2007, 01:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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posted b4.....but still funny after seeing it again


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Old 10-08-2007, 10:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
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well the boss sure was a dumbo!! And the pizza boy gt lucky there. gt a week's worth of wages for nothing

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Old 10-08-2007, 11:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
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yap, no harm repeating it if it bring out the laughter....haha:biggrin4:


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Old 11-08-2007, 12:40 AM   #11 (permalink)
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now the ceo can't hide his face anymore...lol
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Old 12-08-2007, 08:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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DUMBO CEO , thanks for sharing = X

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Old 12-08-2007, 08:17 PM   #13 (permalink)
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LoL... he paid the pizza boy extra that he did not earn HAHAHA~

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Old 12-08-2007, 08:26 PM   #14 (permalink)
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in that case a mac delivery man also can!
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Old 12-08-2007, 08:28 PM   #15 (permalink)
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