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09-08-2007, 05:54 PM
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| | Registered Members Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 206 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 299.20 | New CEO A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He is Pizza delivery guy ..........." |
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09-08-2007, 05:59 PM
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| | retainer SGClubber Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,784 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,438.75 | Re: New CEO lol.
pizza delivery can earn alot money!!
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09-08-2007, 08:13 PM
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| | =D Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,298 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 343.09 | Re: New CEO LOL i think i read another version somewhere else.. but still.. dumb CEO. Bear Bear Family Tree Club Recruitment Manager Super Fishy Bear Bear |
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09-08-2007, 08:29 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,075 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,090.14 | Re: New CEO solli post b4 
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09-08-2007, 09:32 PM
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Total SGC$: 195.18 | Re: New CEO Yap, someone posted this before. Anyway, thanks. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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09-08-2007, 11:59 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 952 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,018.16 | Re: New CEO one be smart can already don act smart, this is the consequences 
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10-08-2007, 12:18 AM
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| | Lord Of The Burgerings Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,023 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 2,605.88 | Re: New CEO lol, heard this somewhere before, but never fails to make me feel happy for that pizza guy 一生的友情。。。
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10-08-2007, 01:32 AM
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| | Monster.Leen Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,445 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 2,937.53 | Re: New CEO posted b4.....but still funny after seeing it again |
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10-08-2007, 10:27 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,519 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 6,293.38 | Re: New CEO well the boss sure was a dumbo!! And the pizza boy gt lucky there. gt a week's worth of wages for nothing Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:
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10-08-2007, 11:23 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 878 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,004.30 | Re: New CEO yap, no harm repeating it if it bring out the laughter....haha:biggrin4: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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11-08-2007, 12:40 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,347 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,047.55 | Re: New CEO now the ceo can't hide his face anymore...lol |
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12-08-2007, 08:15 PM
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| | Ray Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,359 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 322.15 | Re: New CEO DUMBO CEO , thanks for sharing = X Newton
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12-08-2007, 08:17 PM
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| | The Naughty Princess Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,697 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,308.87 | Re: New CEO LoL... he paid the pizza boy extra that he did not earn HAHAHA~ Bear Bear Family Tree Club I am the Hip Hop Bear Bear :rock:
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12-08-2007, 08:26 PM
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Total SGC$: 451.78 | Re: New CEO in that case a mac delivery man also can! |
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12-08-2007, 08:28 PM
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