jovylee

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principals office. He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom." she screamed. "I did," he said,"And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

Technetium

lol... wtf

Technetium is the lightest chemical element with no stable isotope. It has atomic number 43 and is given the symbol Tc. The chemical properties of this silvery grey. Its is used in nuclear medicine for a wide variety of diagnostic test. Also use as an anodic corrosion inhibitor for steel.

Shyraiiyann

eeek. omg. yucks.

SG FTW!

Cheer

kids are just kids ... always getting the wrong messages.

Terry

her mum must be a blond lolx

prince_piggy

hehehehehee

robin

Have free show to watch, the teacher don't want to see....

Fool

this kid too

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ichigo

... bawdy jokes

xiaopillow-

== lame..

anti-soccerplayerswhoinvadethebballcourt D:

wenday

OMG!!! He totally misunderstood... -_-''' Lol...