janice

One day little Johnny came home from school and asked his mom about courting. Flustered, she replied, "Tonight go watch your sister when she comes home with her boyfriend. That's courting."

The next day, Johnny tells his mother what happened. "Well, Sis and her boyfriend came home last night and sat on the couch. They started kissing and stuff and I think sis was getting sick because she kept making faces. Her boyfriend must have thought so to, because he started feeling for her heartbeat like the doc. He wasn't as good as the Dr. though, he missed an awful lot. That's when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis said she was really hot. Then her boyfriend ripped off her blouse and bra, and I saw why he couldn't get to her heart, there were these big bumps on her chest! He then rips off her skirt and undies and she has grown a lot of hair there, she should clean it more often. I guess her boyfriend thought so to because he started sucking there, licking and using his fingers. Then sis yelled out to God and unzipped her boyfriend's pants. This big snake jumped out and sis started to try and bite it's head off. She stopped trying an then it squirted all over the couch. Then sis took off his pants and sat on the snake, I think they were trying to squish it. Sis started to bounce up and down on it. She said it was nearly as big as Daddy's! Suddenly, she stopped and said she wasn't on anything, but her boyfriend said it was too late. They had both cum. So, did I explain it right?"

His mom fainted.

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lonerlost

lol, read it before, never fails to make me laugh

yvonnetan782

mummy

mendy

read that long way ago too.
but a bit lame lah...
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make thou be choke by my ic, cards, wallet.

Benkee

haha but still a new shorter version

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OMG...
haha

人生如果能夠从来, 是否仍选择相同旅程

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uyen

got different version de ,nice one :biggrin4:

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不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

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genzo2106

that sure was a narrative recap by the kid..keke

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lOlz.. this bro Sure make things funny

tesoon

haha...nice.

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mayocat

-_-

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chow_sw

good story teller

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Edwin1975

Yah man... Veri detailed... :biggrin4:

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