Miss Universe Pageant

**.phoenixity.** · 22-10-2006, 01:04 AM

One of the main reasons why in recent years the
Malaysian Government has always ensured that their
Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level
education or higher was because of the following
incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant
and
the 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss
Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical
appliance starting with "L"
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Singapore : Light bulb
Miss Malaysia : LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter
"L"

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name
me an animal starting
with the letter "L" Miss USA : Lion
Miss Singapore : Leopard
Miss Malaysia : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that
starts with "L"
Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Singapore : Lamborghini
Miss Malaysia : Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me
a fruit starting with
the
letter "L" Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Singapore : Lychee
Miss Malaysia , with full of confidence, smiles and
says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge
consulted
the board of judges to determine if Miss Malaysia
should really be disqualified ; and they decided
that
since Miss Malaysia was having so many problems with
the letter "L", they decided to give her another
chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human
anatomy starting with the
letter "L" Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Singapore : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Malaysia : LAN CIAU

**teriyaki** · 22-10-2006, 03:18 PM

LOL~~~~

funnysnow · 22-10-2006, 04:59 PM

seen before.. LOL!

**wangzi<3** · 22-10-2006, 10:39 PM

seen before as well ^^

**fuyumi** · 24-10-2006, 12:34 PM

LOL! Good one.

**porcelaindoll** · 26-10-2006, 04:57 PM

HAHAHAHHA at first dont find it funny until the "LIEWLIAN' part! but why malaysia not sg?

22-10-2006, 01:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
.phoenixity. Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,784 iTrader: (6) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Tampines SGC$: 58.25 Bank: 523.91 Total SGC$: 582.16	Miss Universe Pageant One of the main reasons why in recent years the Malaysian Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions: MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L" Miss USA : Lamp Miss Singapore : Light bulb Miss Malaysia : LADIO Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L" MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L" Miss USA : Lion Miss Singapore : Leopard Miss Malaysia : LABBIT Judge: No, no, no! MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L" Miss USA : Lexus Miss Singapore : Lamborghini Miss Malaysia : Lolls-Loyce Judge: Oh my God! MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L" Miss USA : Lemon Miss Singapore : Lychee Miss Malaysia , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!! This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Malaysia should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Malaysia was having so many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance. Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L" Miss USA : Lung (applause) Miss Singapore : Liver (even more applause) Miss Malaysia : LAN CIAU To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Woud you lie with me and just forget the world? ♥ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Do support the SGC Charity! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Support me! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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funnysnow Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,399 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 802.79 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 802.96	seen before.. LOL! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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wangzi<3 Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,926 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Jurong West SGC$: 804.50 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 804.50	seen before as well ^^

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porcelaindoll 公主 Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,333 iTrader: (0) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: far far away SGC$: 421.20 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 421.20	HAHAHAHHA at first dont find it funny until the "LIEWLIAN' part! but why malaysia not sg?

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