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04-10-2006, 10:30 AM
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| Experienced SGClubber   Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,398 iTrader: (1) Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Singapore
SGC$: 799.50 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 799.67                                 |  Microsoft Help Desk JOKE Microsoft Help Desk :: True Story (Jokes) True telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have ? Customer: A white one... Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button ? Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ... Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry . Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left ? Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you ? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me ! I'm not Bill Gates damn it ! Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... Customer: I have problems printing in red... Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer ? Customer: No. Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am ? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket. Helpdesk: And now hit F8. Customer: It's not working. Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly ? Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening. Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer ? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you ? Customer: Yes Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard ? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work ! Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? A customer couldn't get on the internet. Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password ? Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was ? Customer: Five stars. Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use ? Customer: Netscape. Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears ! Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you ? Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me ? Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem ? Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me ? Helpdesk: How may I help you ? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem ? Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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04-10-2006, 12:24 PM
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| Mrs Kang-Park  Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,800 iTrader: (10) My Mood:  Gender:  Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: lala land
SGC$: 700.07 Bank: 14.62 Total SGC$: 714.69                        | "Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you ? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me ! I'm not Bill Gates damn it !" ehh i dun understand dis part leh... mean wat!? B I G B A N G fanclub- To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Vote for big bang at MAA To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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07-10-2006, 09:53 PM
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| Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,398 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore
SGC$: 799.50 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 799.67 | think again.. you will get it.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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07-10-2006, 11:02 PM
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| Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,398 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore
SGC$: 799.50 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 799.67 | ya.. obviously can see mahs.. LOL! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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08-10-2006, 12:32 AM
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| Mrs Kang-Park Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,800 iTrader: (10) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: lala land
SGC$: 700.07 Bank: 14.62 Total SGC$: 714.69 |
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