liverpudlian99

This probably fits in the Jokes column, but I thought viewers of this column might be able to appreciate this better.

Something I found from a website:

England and Newcastle hobbler Michael Owen is said to be hurt by people constantly making fun of his injuries. He will be out for six weeks.

Delardino

Hmm, can use this thread to post all e jokes related to soccer.

I contribute 1 first,

The teacher asks the class in Manchester Primary School, "Who in here supports Manchester United?" All hands shoot up, all apart from little Timmy.

"Timmy, why do you not support Manchester United?"

"Well," Timmy says, "my parents support Manchester City so I support them too."

The teacher replies, "Well you don't have to follow in your parents' footsteps all the time, for example, if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug dealer, what would that make you?"

Little Timmy replies, "A Manchster United fan!"

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id_peace

Hmm Let me try

Zidane, Paul Robinson and Beckham came to a magic mirror which is able to grant them a wish if they tell a truth about themselves. However they will be zapped to dust if they say something that is not true.

Zidane: I think I am the greatest footballer of the world.

Zapped... Zidane turned into dust.

Paul Robinson:" I am the best keeper ibn the world." Zapped, Peter Shilton image is shown.

David Beckham: "I think...."

Zapped.....

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