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18-04-2008, 10:18 AM
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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament. " Sir", she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.
A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. He was immediately knocked out by an excruciating pain.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your testicles are now in this jar, sir."
MEN NEVER LISTEN, DO THEY? | 
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18-04-2008, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 915 My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Orchard
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LOL LOL hahahaha...gotcha MEN. lol
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18-04-2008, 12:48 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 106 Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Bishan
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lol lame =x | |
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18-04-2008, 01:07 PM
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| | The Crimson Nightmare
Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 232 My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Eden Garden
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can't imagine that  | |
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18-04-2008, 07:37 PM
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| | blurblur bear bear (:
Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 248 My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: bedok
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LMFAO !  ♥; YING. i am a very silly girl =x ii jus wiish ferr dhat very last moment of truth. - ` l0ve iish a llye.' | |
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18-04-2008, 07:43 PM
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| | Palm Muting
Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,311 Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Tampines
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haha, gone | |
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18-04-2008, 07:50 PM
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| | The Ultimate Pessimist
Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3,478 My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Yishun
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Total SGC$: 3,411.17 | Re: MEN NEVER LISTEN!!!!!!!!
omg.... good game.. ATR phobia..
lock 'n' load
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18-04-2008, 07:59 PM
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| | マスタープラットフォーム
Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,203 My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Aljunied
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omg...er..dont play eith buttonS?
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18-04-2008, 08:00 PM
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| | MIA.
Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 191 My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Yewtee.
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LOLOLOL! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Be good & I'll be true.[/font]
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18-04-2008, 08:04 PM
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| | has profoundly screwed up
Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 123 My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Singapore x)
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is it true..? holy cow :x
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18-04-2008, 08:56 PM
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| | loves blogging (:
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funny funny.. XD
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My blog~
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18-04-2008, 09:51 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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lol...tis is funny | |
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18-04-2008, 09:55 PM
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ouch, that must have hurt.. LOL
My mind fails to understand
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18-04-2008, 10:51 PM
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| | nothingmoretolose
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kinda read b4.. | |
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18-04-2008, 11:33 PM
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| | watermelon gum :D
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OMG so scary! imagine if tiio...yuck! but funny la should be in ladies lounge! hahaha ;D
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19-04-2008, 01:19 AM
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Haha...
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