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Old 01-07-2007, 07:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Wide Grin maths teacher

A math teacher and his wife were both 54 years old. One evening the wife came home and found a note from her husband. It said: ''My dear, you are 54 years old and there are some things you are not giving me, so I am at the Holiday Inn with my 18-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me.'' He returns home that night to find a note from his wife: ''You are also 54 years old and there are things I need that you're not giving me. So I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 18-year-old students and you (being a math teacher) should know that 18 goes into 54 way more than 54 goes into 18, so don't YOU wait up for ME.''


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Old 01-07-2007, 10:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
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woots err. ><
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Old 01-07-2007, 10:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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saw this b4...the wife was really good at getting back at her husband

Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:

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errr..

mess with the best, die like the rest.
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i dont understand

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Old 01-07-2007, 03:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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another clever wife =p

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i dont understand
underage.

This shows that never mess with a woman coz they will get u back!

People that don't know me thinks I'm shy.
People that do know me wish I were.


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LOL. :rock: girl power !
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