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Old 27-11-2006, 07:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dollar Mastercard wedding

MasterCard Wedding -- You gotta love this guy
=============================================

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances,
to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the
bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing
such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was
his
gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each
manila
envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired
private
detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the
guests' reactions for a couple of minutes,he turned to the best man
and
said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He
had
the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would
have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair,
this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends
.................................................. ........$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion
.............................................$3,00 0.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui
...............................................$8, 500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's....................... MASTERCARD.
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Old 27-11-2006, 07:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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haha .... so mastercard is not everything


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Old 27-11-2006, 08:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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NICE. I like this concept..


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Old 27-11-2006, 10:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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tat is interesting~ if happening in sg for sure this will be aired on tvs... and flashed across the newspapers


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Old 27-11-2006, 10:18 AM   #5 (permalink)
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rofl..... Mastercard commercial always very special one
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Old 27-11-2006, 10:36 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Lol.... interesting... But i suppose the commercial cant be shown in singapore.
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Old 27-11-2006, 12:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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How come ?

But anyway u can find all of such commercials all over the internet . so sometimes bo liao just go see lor .
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Old 28-11-2006, 02:11 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hmm..weird..
why ain't the guy paying for the wedding expenses?
sponging off his bride's family already?

anyway, this guy is really something..
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Old 28-11-2006, 02:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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hmm..weird..
why ain't the guy paying for the wedding expenses?
sponging off his bride's family already?

anyway, this guy is really something..
mayb bcuz de ger side is more richer!?

n haha... hu wrote dis article de... damn li hai.. can link to masterard commercial

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Old 28-11-2006, 02:36 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Quote:
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
-_- ..
LOLS ..
so daring ar ..
and somemore i thought should be the guy paying fir the wedding thingy .. ?


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Old 28-11-2006, 03:01 AM   #11 (permalink)
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LOLS it will be a commercial that will
shock everyone off their seats ! :devil2:


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Old 28-11-2006, 03:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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ya lor.. normally is guy who pay for the wedding one..

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Old 28-11-2006, 03:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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