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27-11-2006, 07:06 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,310 Gender:  Country:  Location: sengkang
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Total SGC$: 714.70 | Mastercard wedding MasterCard Wedding -- You gotta love this guy
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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances,
to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the
bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing
such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was
his
gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each
manila
envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired
private
detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the
guests' reactions for a couple of minutes,he turned to the best man
and
said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He
had
the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would
have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair,
this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends
.................................................. ........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion
.............................................$3,00 0.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui
...............................................$8, 500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's....................... MASTERCARD. |
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27-11-2006, 07:38 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,173 Gender:  Country:  Location: Yishun
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Total SGC$: 1,439.33 | haha .... so mastercard is not everything To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
FTW
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27-11-2006, 08:23 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,397 Gender:  Country:  Location: Singapore
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Total SGC$: 894.67 | NICE. I like this concept.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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27-11-2006, 10:08 AM
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| | Peach ^^ Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,892 My Mood:  Gender:  Country:  Location: Tampines
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Total SGC$: 1,045.13 | tat is interesting~ if happening in sg for sure this will be aired on tvs... and flashed across the newspapers To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Visit my blog @ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. (Lastest Update @ 070908) |
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27-11-2006, 10:18 AM
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| | Chevalier of Darkness.. Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 5,037 Gender:  Country:  Location: Yishun
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Total SGC$: 2,502.55 | rofl..... Mastercard commercial always very special one |
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27-11-2006, 10:36 AM
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| | Aloha Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 401 Gender:  Country:  Location: Bedok
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Total SGC$: 2.50 | Lol.... interesting... But i suppose the commercial cant be shown in singapore. |
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27-11-2006, 12:32 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,108 Gender:  Country:  Location: World
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Total SGC$: 25.35 | How come ?
But anyway u can find all of such commercials all over the internet . so sometimes bo liao just go see lor . |
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28-11-2006, 02:11 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,936 Gender:  Country:  Location: Jurong West
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Total SGC$: 822.33 | hmm..weird..
why ain't the guy paying for the wedding expenses?
sponging off his bride's family already?
anyway, this guy is really something.. |
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28-11-2006, 02:30 AM
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| | Mrs Kang-Park Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,822 My Mood:  Gender:  Country:  Location: lala land
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Total SGC$: 769.15 | | Quote: | | | Originally Posted by wangzi<3 | | | | | hmm..weird..
why ain't the guy paying for the wedding expenses?
sponging off his bride's family already?
anyway, this guy is really something.. | | | | | mayb bcuz de ger side is more richer!?
n haha... hu wrote dis article de... damn li hai.. can link to masterard commercial B I G B A N G fanclub- To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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28-11-2006, 02:36 AM
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| | l0nElyMe Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,622 Gender:  Country:  Location: woodlands
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Total SGC$: 1,755.60 | | Quote: | | | | | This guy has balls the size of church bells. | | | | | -_- ..
LOLS ..
so daring ar ..
and somemore i thought should be the guy paying fir the wedding thingy .. ? To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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28-11-2006, 03:01 AM
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| | my lipstick ur collar :D Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,560 My Mood:  Gender:  Country:  Location: HOUGANG
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Total SGC$: 90.24 | LOLS it will be a commercial that will
shock everyone off their seats ! :devil2: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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28-11-2006, 03:27 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,373 Gender:  Country:  Location: Jurong West
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Total SGC$: 3,685.16 | ya lor.. normally is guy who pay for the wedding one.. 刁蛮小公主™ *~Nothing HuRts mOre tHen RealiSinG hE mEaNt EvErYtHinG tO yOu, bUt YoU mEaNt nOtHiNg tO Him~*
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