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13-09-2007, 01:06 PM
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A Professor at the SMU was explaining marketing concepts to the students
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich, marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing”
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very
rich, marry him.” -That’s Advertising”
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich, marry
me - That’s Telemarketing”
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” - That’s Public
Relations”
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: “You are very rich! “Can you marry me?” - That’s Brand Recognition”
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ”
That’s Customer Feedback”
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - “That’s
demand and supply gap, do your market survey first”
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry
me?” and she goes with him - “That’s competition eating into your market
share”
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - “That’s restriction for
entering new markets”
Hmm. What’s Internet Marketing defined as then?  Bear Bear Family Tree Club Recruitment Manager Super Fishy Bear Bear
Last edited by Benkee : 13-09-2007 at 01:07 PM.
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13-09-2007, 02:25 PM
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the best Marketing way is to kill your competitors and i mean really "kill" them, hire some hitman and kill them.....
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13-09-2007, 11:56 PM
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"You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “You want to be very rich? Click me!” | |
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15-09-2007, 04:52 PM
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| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by restless | | | | | "You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “You want to be very rich? Click me!” | | | | | lol nice one.. quite true... Bear Bear Family Tree Club Recruitment Manager Super Fishy Bear Bear | |
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15-09-2007, 09:52 PM
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is move to joke section! then can reread next time damn farny!
I'm a student earning around 20 bucks a month passively reading emails I'm interested in!
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16-09-2007, 01:12 AM
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That's some cool explainations about Marketing.... | |
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16-09-2007, 11:50 AM
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nice one!! ok.. from point 7, we can see the importance of doing market survey, as if we dont do it, it can lead to fights.. LOL!! | |
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16-09-2007, 12:02 PM
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| | Envy No Man On Earth
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Internet Marketing :
You're at a party, and you see a gorgeous girl. You go up to her, pass her your name card and say :"Hey, i'm rich. Marry me." She goes home and check your detail via internet before making a decision.
relentless pursuit for perfection;
thats taking a toil
in my health. Somebody said they saw you,
the person you were kissing wasn't me.
And i will never ask you;
I just kept it to myself.
I dont wanna know;
if you playing me, keep it all a low.
Cause my heart can't take it anymore.
What do i do to make you love me
What do i do to make you care
What do i do to make you want me
Its sad, Its so sad,
Its a sad sad situation | |
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19-09-2007, 01:14 PM
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| | Lord Of The Burgerings
Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,022 Gender:
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| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by Tristanity | | | | | Internet Marketing :
You're at a party, and you see a gorgeous girl. You go up to her, pass her your name card and say :"Hey, i'm rich. Marry me." She goes home and check your detail via internet before making a decision. | | | | | lol
this is a good one hahaha
一生的友情。。。
一世的等待。。。
一辈子的承诺。。。
a friendship for life 。。。
a boundless awaitment 。。。
a promise harnessed eternally 。。。
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24-09-2007, 04:05 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
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You're at a party, and you see a gorgeous girl. You go up to her and pass her your homepage URL where you write all the fanciful stuffs about yourself and thereafter you MSN her and ask her to marry you.
Thats Internet Marketing to me XD | |
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