When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the admiration.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance money.
What do women want to be liberated from?
The average man’s life consists of:
20 years of having his mother ask him where he is going, plus
40 years of having his wife asking the same question,
and at the end, the mourners wonder too.
man's life consist 
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