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Old 03-04-2007, 12:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Does Managment Realy Know thier staff?

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young boy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2,000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $ 6000.00 cash then gave it to the young man and said: "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months 'salary', now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner: "And that applies for everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man that I just fired?"

To which an amazing reply came , "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!"

The onlooker walked off muttering to himself " I'm resigning to work as a pizza delivery man".

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Old 03-04-2007, 12:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I think posted before already. HAHA
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I think posted before already. HAHA
Show me the proof haha!:biggrin4:

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I must have seen it somewhere else. Sorry about that.
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Old 03-04-2007, 01:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i also think like see b4 leh..
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nvm la lolz..
it'z still funny..
i think the MD is rash(stewpid) lor.. XD
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Old 03-04-2007, 02:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I also read abt this joke before... it's quite a common joke... nonetheless, still quite funny.
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lol that manage is really stupid..

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