mayocat

there was a man who cant speak english.he went to a restaurant,and he sat down.then,a waiter came and asked "do u want to try our new chilli crab?"
then the man heard another man say "yes i do,yes i do".so he said that too to the waiter.then he remember the sentence,"yes i do,yes i do"
then he went to a toilet,then got a crazy man inside and shouted "IN THE SMELLY TOILET~IN THE SMELLY TOILET~".so the man remembered and mimicked the crazy man.
then the man went to a party,and a son came to his mother and asked "mom,what do we use to eat this?"
then the mother said "with forks and spoons"
and the man remembered "with forks and spoons"
and then the man went to a soccer game.and the team scored and the spectators shouted,"YAY~!"

then he went home.at home,the doorbell rang.it was the policeman.

policeman:did u kill someone?

man:yes i do,yes i do

policeman:where?

man:in the smelly toilet~in the smelly toilet~

policeman:how did u kill him?

man:with forks and spoons~

policeman:ok,then u are jailed for life.

man:YAY~

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genzo2106

well its a bit lame..the guy wasnt even shocked to see a policeman at his doorstep??:notimpressed2:

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lame la... :speechless:

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mayocat

lame den lame lorh.just sharing

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shingshing

That was really lame. =.=

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Kirby

heard it b4...this joke was made up in many different ways though...

nice try XD

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serendipity

heard this one before.

thanks for sharing anyways.

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monkeybusiness

nice one..lol

x_electradoll

i thought this part by itself~~ would've been hilarious

"policeman:ok,then u are jailed for life.

man:YAY~"

it reminds me of the guy from crank yankers~ keke

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lame man~

there are so many types of these jokes though. hahah.

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For3ver

lols ,just for entertainment i guess?

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