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23-01-2007, 09:55 PM
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| | Gd frenz R haRd 2 FiNd
Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,474 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 2,099.00 |  Love Installation...~
I got this in an email from my online fren:
Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components ." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. *Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
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23-01-2007, 10:52 PM
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| | Literati Addict - 329 pts
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Very nice. Creative and innovative lol. | |
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24-01-2007, 12:25 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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wow..even love need installation too..*open and looks around inside* what if i got no heart? =x | |
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24-01-2007, 12:33 AM
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| | Biaaaaaaatch
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my heart is been quarantined >.<
aniway nice post =D
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24-01-2007, 10:32 AM
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this is a good one.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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24-01-2007, 10:40 AM
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hahaha... thks for sharing.. indeed.. | |
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24-01-2007, 10:42 AM
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Customer: Hey how come when I click on Heart it turn out black screen?
Tech Support: Probably your heart hang.
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dont flame me.. T.T
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24-01-2007, 12:55 PM
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| | Apple
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hey, this is a good one! ("v")Apple("v") To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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24-01-2007, 01:21 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
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very interesting.. 
installation of Love.. | |
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24-01-2007, 03:03 PM
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is creative:rock: By CHANCE we met; By CHOICE we became friends | |
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24-01-2007, 03:06 PM
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| | Biaaaaaaatch
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LOL HEART HANG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
SO FUNNY LOLOL
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24-01-2007, 03:14 PM
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| | Heartcore!
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hahha..
that's love for geeks..
even love is associated with computers haha To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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24-01-2007, 04:00 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
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Hang = error encountered while installing Love and it expects the computer (the person) to restart the whole thing. Haha xD
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26-01-2007, 12:11 AM
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| | Gd frenz R haRd 2 FiNd
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Lolz..Love Hang?? Thats very good...*add into the software* muahah
Hmmz if no heart arhz, then the computer cant run right?? cuz the heart is like the CPU?? Hahah To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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26-01-2007, 07:59 AM
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| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by Artemis86 | | | | | Lolz..Love Hang?? Thats very good...*add into the software* muahah
Hmmz if no heart arhz, then the computer cant run right?? cuz the heart is like the CPU?? Hahah | | | | | Haha yeah! Then worse... the one you love is gone.. = Motherboard spoil..
Customer: the board seems to fuse out. Any ways I can solve it?
Tech Support: Go get another new one.
xD
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